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last week i made $1200 working on a commercial 

this week i made $60 babysitting for three hours

*~LA~*

and now i’m off to see a comedy show because my life is a joke 

— 3 days ago

when the queen falls she’s no better than a pawn

a corpse is a corpse

— 5 days ago
"My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them."
Laurell K. Hamilton, A Stroke of Midnight (via rabbitinthemoon)
— 1 week ago with 28623 notes
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Sylvia Plath, “A Mad Girl’s Love Song”

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Sylvia Plath, “A Mad Girl’s Love Song”

— 1 week ago with 7718 notes

this gives me life

(Source: sizvideos, via vividuv)

— 1 week ago with 165586 notes
"My heart beat fast or did not beat at all;
I could not say all that I thought and thought
till words deserted me. I loved too abstractly."
Anjum Hasan (via rabbitinthemoon)
— 1 month ago with 578 notes
"There’s something fairy-tale-like about it, which is perfect, because fairy tales are all about innocence and ill will and the inevitability of terrible things. They’re all about the moment when the girl is no longer who she was."
Nina LaCour, Everything Leads to You (via rabbitinthemoon)
— 1 month ago with 781 notes
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Wendy Mass, “The Stars at the Finish Line”

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Wendy Mass, “The Stars at the Finish Line”

— 1 month ago with 2270 notes
"I must learn to love the fool in me—the one who feels too much, talks too much, takes too many chances, wins sometimes and loses often, lacks self-control, loves and hates, hurts and gets hurt, promises and breaks promises, laughs and cries. It alone protects me against that utterly self-controlled, masterful tyrant whom I also harbor and who would rob me of my human aliveness, humility, and dignity but for my Fool."
Theodore Isaac Rubin
— 2 months ago
"My blood is alive with many voices telling me I am made of longing."
Rainer Maria Rilke (via rabbitinthemoon)
— 2 months ago with 2773 notes